"I met my wife, she was a, uh, a elevator operator at the Taft Hotel. And we were stuck in the elevator together. The door wouldn’t open. And it stayed like that for a long time. And I didn’t call for help. And neither did she."

Tom Waits (via fytomwaits)

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